Camp Canada

Right...10 things to meet and greet in canada.

So far two lovely people have given me a lift without me even asking, which is good, but then again after the dropped me in calgary (canada) i got offered drugs by 2 seperate people in the first 20 minutes of being there. Serious...and i dont even have dreadlocks anymore!!

Anyway i had my first taste of beef jerkey good as
$1.44 for a huge (frozo, slushie, whatever we call it) sweet and cheap
A maple leaf cookie
A popsicle...thats an icy pole
And i have seen a brand and lollies called twizzlers...thats right derek i was calling people lollies for all those years.

Now some more interesting words i have discovered

Gas...doesnt come out of your bum its "petrol" in canada, i wonder if they call petrol gas what do they call gas!!
Pop...this also isnt referring to farts but to soft drinks, any kind.
Fannie =Bottom
Zip Line = Flying Fox
Took = Beanie
Strandwrap = Glad or cling wrap

As you can see i have been learning heaps. I have also learned a bit on this camp i was just on, a christian summer camp. I met some wicked people and got a chance to serve in a different way than i am used to so it was great. Funniest thing tho....Ready for it??

Right well this camp has a lot of activities archery rock climbing swimming pool (which i didn't pee in...i peed in the hot tub instead!!!! Serious) but thats not the funny story, it happened in the ball pit, one of the campers took a dump in it hahahahahhhah, these kids are from yr7 to yr 9 so i rekon its funny as. and the funniest thing was people played in it afterwards and got stuff all over themselves and by stuff i mean poo. Hahahah all the balls had to be taken out and washed heheheehehe and then the guy in charge made the best call after our prayer time. "See look at the crap we go through to see kids get saved" Hahahahaahahaha funny as.

Anyway i am in canmore now, mountains all round me...no not my bicepts mountains with trees and dirt!!! You are all champs and i hope you are doing great and i also hope to send some more personal stuff out. Just you wait. Oh yeah i got there late last night and walked in to the hostel with nobody at reception to give me a room so i just went to sleep in the laundry and it didnt cost me a cent. eheheheh nice

PS: 9 OUT OF 10 Canadian girls are beautiful...TOP work God!!
PPS: 8 out of 10 are in love with my accent
PPPS: 7 OUT OF 10 are in love with me
PPPPS: 6 out of 10 times i am lying.....heheheheh AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

Love Andrew