Down this end of town it is alleged (footage available..we just have to reenact) andrew came charging through for a bouncing ball and was hacked by a certain K Jackson seding him face first into the "fake grass mixed with little rocks" field. It is alleged that the little stones ended up in places such as andrews crack. He was also complaining that his shin splints were 'aggrivated'. In the post incident discussion there were no hard feelings. The aggrivated shin splints put him out of any action whatsoever for the long weekend as he was going to try out for the raquetball team on the tuesday. He made it to the meeting and found that 'anyone could make it regardless of ability' quite annoyed andrew proceeded to beat one of the newbie hacks and then asked one of the regular team players for a game.
According to onlookers andrew was 'severly underrated' due to his lack of knowledge of the rules his unorthodox style and only 3 weeks experience. His opponent soon realised it was game on at 3 zip down, so giving himself a lecture he proceeded to play against the 'hack newbie from Aus' as he was labelled in the papers pre game...minutes later and it was 9 v 5 and lookin in the bag for the aussie...who was later dubbed with the name 'wizard of oz'.
But the match didn't end as it started. Experience kicked in and before the newbie knew it the score was 10 v 9. Match point to the experienced campaigner.
Unfortunately (for him) he could not finish the match off and the 'wizard of oz' came back to take it 11 v 10...post game interviews were conducted and 'the wizard' had this to say...
'Stop calling me wizard, he was just a hack...ok he wasnt really i am a wizard'
'I knew i had it the whole way'...'even when you were down 11 v 10'...'yeah i just wanted an exciting match'
Well thats about all i have to say for myself. Thanking you for another fine report. Hope your life is going as good as farsenal are at the moment. Look foward to hearing from you again. See ya mate.
Andrew
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